Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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