i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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