And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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