So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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