Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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