Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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