How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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