In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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