She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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