just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I need to sanitize my soul.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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