id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm at about main and main street
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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