Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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