i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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