You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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