Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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