It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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