My brain says no but my pants say off.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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