But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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