You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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