He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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