my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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