I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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