so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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