It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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