I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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