is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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