what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Enjoy the penises
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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