just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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