Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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