oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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