Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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