please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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