My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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