I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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