Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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