Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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