My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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