I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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