Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
A bitchslap is in order.
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