Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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