I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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