It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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