Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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