It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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