Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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