Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
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