Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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