im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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