Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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