I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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