I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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