Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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