The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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