come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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