i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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