Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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